I sketched out an idea for my birthday cake. The original cake [http://19.media.tumblr.com/Qauron8bTneuo84etb8SONvEo1_400.jpg ] was too big. &; i knew not many people are going my party. So I sketched out a small one. Gotta love the Beatles :D
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OMG OMG OMG! I GOT AN EMAIL THAT SAYS I WON THE ESSAY CONTEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAYAYAY!!!!!!!!! IM GONNA ATTEND THE YALE CLUB BUFFET NOW ON JANUARY 1ST
Really now ? Oh, man. Spending the whole day with Mr.Canik. Good luck dude.
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Good Vibrations - Marky Mark & The Funky Bunch
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i came to a conclusion
in 2012 there’s going to be a zombie apocalypse, caused from the swine flu and/or swine flu vaccine.
So i’m just going to be in graduation like ‘FUCK YEAH IM DONE WITH THIS SHIT’ and while i’m making my speech Mr. Brandt turns into a zombie and i’m like “FUCK!” but AHA i’m prepared so i pull two snipers out of my gown and snipe him in the motherfucking head and everyones like panicing then we look outside and MAD ZOMBIES! then me, olga and khush just nod at each other and rip off our graduation gowns and BAM BADASS CAMEO PANTS AND ARMY GREEN HOODIES LOADED WITH SAWED OFF SHOTGUNS AND SNIPERS ANSD GRENADES AND ALL THAT FUN SHIT. While everyones running around, We’re like mad cool with our guns in hand. The zombies break in the school and start noming on people then Undead by Hollywood Undead starts playing and we start pwning the shit out of all these cocksuckers. Then when we realize we’re out numbered we dip out of the school mad fast and run into our badass pedo van and screech off and do that whole Resident Evil shit.
i know this all sounds so real.…Then outta NOWHERE Sharon comes holding a sniper in each hand and starts going on a shooting rampage BAM BAM BAM! Making zombie heads and guts fly like confetti LIKE YEAHHHHHH
Dude I tweeted about the swine flu shots turning everyone into zombies like last week or so! This sounds like Call of Duty meets Zombieland or Resident Evil or something.oshitttt. we decided that you’ll be one of the zombies xD
Well in that case you’re all fucking dead.
I WILL SNIPE YOU IN THE FACE
CRAP I MEANT I’LL COME IN WITH TWO RIFLES LMFAO. afhkjds You’ll be Left4Dead.~~
but you are a zombie. you cant hold a gun. your hands are crippled. stop zombie. you are negated
Dude, i’m pretty sure Sharon can kick your ass if your a zombie. Just saynnnn
shoosh i’ll blast your face off
Excuse me !? You ma’dam will get your head blasted off by an AK - 47. Hey; I can kick ass in heels :P
you, sir, are drafted into my team. welcome to und3ad bish
I love the fact that I had to be ‘drafted’, like I didn’t even have a choice. You see me bring my M16 [ that is wayy bigger then me xD ]
little but deadly. i like it~
Hey hey you, how about joining the WINNING team instead?
you aint winning anything with sean fatty on your side
You ain’t winning crap with no skillz~ Rifles bring this to an end. Besides, he’s just a decoy. I’ve got some real big plans.
and such bad thoughts~~~~~
Rifles are good but, you need to know how to use ‘em. Get ready to run with 5 xtra pounds. Depending. You ready Lex ? :P
xD
Why He’s Hot:
- He’s Marky Mark! You’ve been feeling Good Vibrations in your nether regions for as long as you’ve been alive because of him. I mean, that particular song is as old as we are so you know it’s true.
- He’s a damn fine actor, and whats sexier than a man that’s good at what he does? Nothing. I mean, especially acting. We’ve already discussed the acting|role playing relationship here before.
- Do I even have to give you examples of the physical reasons he’s hot?! No, of course not, but I’ll do it anyway, because I wanna. I’ll take great pleasure in showing you image after image and video after video and — wait, what? You say you’re in need of a masturbation break? Ok, fine. And speaking of finger-banging, remember that scene on the roller coaster in Fear? UMPH. Yeah, you take your time with that.
- Back? Alright, let’s continue. He’s a fucking badass, and no one (except fellow hottie Andy Samberg) would fuck with him. He got himself into a shitload of trouble when he was young, but he turned his life around, without losing that “I’ll fucking kill you in your face” bravado. Hothothot.
- OHMYGOD. You remember that, don’t you? It was taped to my wall too.
